So Fucking Metal

Assassinating a goddamn samurai for fuck’s sake is so...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:46:07 -0400

Assassinating a goddamn samurai for fuck’s sake is so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Mykill Faslaughterco).

"Archaeologists excavating a trash pit at the Jamestown colony site in Virginia have found the first physical evidence of cannibalism among the desperate population, corroborating written accounts left behind by witnesses. Cut marks on the skull and skeleton of a 14-year-old girl show that her flesh and brain were removed, presumably to be eaten by the starving colonists during the harsh winter of 1609."

Sat, 04 May 2013 10:24:12 -0400

The First Continental Breakfast was so fucking metal.

Jeff Hanneman is so fucking metal. (R.I.P.)

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:10:06 -0400

Jeff Hanneman is so fucking metal.

(R.I.P.)

Running toward the explosion to help is so fucking metal.

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 08:21:04 -0400

Running toward the explosion to help is so fucking metal.

Getting all your teeth pulled by mistake is so fucking metal.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:28:42 -0400

Getting all your teeth pulled by mistake is so fucking metal.

The hot uoside-down-cross buns of the Beast are so fucking...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:40:18 -0400

The hot uoside-down-cross buns of the Beast are so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Grave Satansfield).

This tattoo is, on many levels, so fucking metal.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:39:50 -0400

This tattoo is, on many levels, so fucking metal.

Dumb jocks are so fucking metal.

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 08:29:00 -0400

Dumb jocks are so fucking metal.

MSN’s front page is so fucking metal.

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 14:14:28 -0400

MSN’s front page is so fucking metal.

A black Sabbath mode oven is so fucking metal. (Special thanks...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 09:16:29 -0400

A black Sabbath mode oven is so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Spawn Murdery).

A half-size order of pulled pork is so fucking metal. (Special...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:32:58 -0400

A half-size order of pulled pork is so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Diler Killingson.)

"There was one cop, however, who said a full rape meant a rape of all five orifices. Asked what the other two were, he said the ears. another cop said he'd heard of a man from Sinaloa who raped seven ways. That is, the five known orifices, plus the eyes. And another cop said he'd heard of a man from Mexico City who did it eight ways, which meant the seven orifices previously mentioned, call it the seven classics, plus the navel, where the men from Mexico City would make a small incision with his knife, then stick in his dick, although to do that, of course, you had to be out of your tree."

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:04:00 -0400

Roberto Bolano’s version of navel-gazing is so fucking metal.

The truth is so fucking metal.

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 22:13:41 -0400

The truth is so fucking metal.

The scariest shirt you’ve ever seen is so fucking metal.

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 23:25:32 -0500

The scariest shirt you’ve ever seen is so fucking metal.

"He passed over heaps of dead and dying, and first reached a neighbouring village; it was in cinders, it was an Abare village which the Bulgarians had burnt according to the laws of war. Here, old men covered with wounds, beheld their wives, hugging their children to their bloody breasts, massacred before their faces; there, their daughters, disembowelled and breathing their last after having satisfied the natural wants of Bulgarian heroes; while others, half burnt in the flames, begged to be despatched. The earth was strewed with brains, arms, and legs."

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:21:12 -0500

Candide is so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Voltaire).

Wanting your career to go out with a bang is so fucking metal.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:18:26 -0500

Wanting your career to go out with a bang is so fucking metal.

Drunkenly firing a gun while paragliding is so fucking metal.

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500

Drunkenly firing a gun while paragliding is so fucking metal.

The only thing better than EZPass is so fucking metal.

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500

The only thing better than EZPass is so fucking metal.

A cute little photo from the good ol’ days is so fucking...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500

A cute little photo from the good ol’ days is so fucking metal.

"SAN JUAN, Texas -- A south Texas couple put an aborted 7-month-old fetus in a gift box under a Christmas tree after they were unable to flush the remains down a toilet, authorities alleged Monday. Ruby Lee Medina, 31, and Javier Gonzalez, 37, of Mission, have been charged with abuse of a corpse and tampering with evidence."

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500

The most blasphemous Baby Jesus in any Nativity scene ever is so fucking metal.