You know what’s so fucking metal? We do. Think you do too? E-mail us. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9515329-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}So Fucking MetalTumblr (3.0; @sofuckingmetal)http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/What you’ve always wanted to do to Paris Hilton is so...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lg5Wi_Ygzk0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lg5Wi_Ygzk0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>What you’ve always wanted to do to Paris Hilton is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/251926790http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/251926790Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Paper cuts are so fucking metal. (Special thanks to Bathoryn...<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc8s4rkZ51qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://WWW.MADEBYJULENE.COM">Paper cuts</a> are <b>so fucking metal.</b></p> <p><i>(Special thanks to Bathoryn Reign).</i></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/250855132http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/250855132Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Being partially fried and slowly eaten alive is so fucking...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdiIg_39CUg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdiIg_39CUg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Being partially fried and slowly eaten alive is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p> <p><i>(Special thanks to Morbid Shithell).</i></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/249694819http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/249694819Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Midwifery is so fucking metal. (Special thanks to Scarina...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lTHM6NExKwA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lTHM6NExKwA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10608530">Midwifery</a> is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p> <p><i>(Special thanks to Scarina Mascythe & Batrick Killstun).</i></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/248508742http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/248508742Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500"The mummied dead everywhere. The flesh cloven along the bones, the ligaments dried to tug and taut as wires. Shriveled and drawn like latter-day bogfolk, their faces of boiled sheeting, the yellowed palings of their teeth."<p><a href="http://www.randomhouse.com/kvpa/cormacmccarthy/"><i>The Road </i></a>is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/247293195http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/247293195Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Camping is so fucking metal.<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksz7ssMYKg1qzc2lro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Camping is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/245897787http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/245897787Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500Throwing basketballs indoors is so fucking metal.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lSW2pPlZF-M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lSW2pPlZF-M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Throwing basketballs indoors is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/243672195http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/243672195Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Free zebra is so fucking metal.<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst0icVcWs1qzc2lro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Free zebra is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/242613536http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/242613536Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Retorts are so fucking metal.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N-flQmtL_IQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N-flQmtL_IQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Retorts are <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/241530950http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/241530950Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Pride is so fucking metal.<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksze3pq1sW1qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pride is <b>so fucking metal</b>.</p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/241445784http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/241445784Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500A full split is so fucking metal.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vWRZsvxbLBI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vWRZsvxbLBI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A full split is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/240333261http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/240333261Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Getting your daily dairy is so fucking metal.<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksukq1Fg4P1qzc2lro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Getting your daily dairy is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/239189267http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/239189267Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500Survival of the fittest is so fucking metal.<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrpaun6kL1qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Survival of the fittest is <b>so fucking metal</b>.</p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/239039745http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/239039745Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500Literary jingoism is so fucking metal.<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrp7fVR2W1qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Literary jingoism is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/237962752http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/237962752Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500Cobra Commander is so fucking metal.<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrp9sGQMa1qzc2lro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cobra Commander is <b>so fucking metal</b>.</p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/237963102http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/237963102Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500Taming lions the old-fashioned way is so fucking metal.<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrp3uLN271qzc2lro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taming lions the old-fashioned way is <b>so fucking metal</b>.</p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/236965888http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/236965888Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500Cold lampin’ at the skate park is so fucking metal.<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmpmrqYNK1qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cold lampin’ at the skate park is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/236899916http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/236899916Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500Laser Iwojima is so fucking metal.<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrpd4TZgl1qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Laser Iwojima is <b>so fucking metal</b>.</p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/236900256http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/236900256Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500Consent is so fucking metal.<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmpixK7qm1qzc2lro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Consent is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/235873405http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/235873405Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500Sculpting yourself with your own frozen blood is so fucking...<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshwqq6Unr1qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/wtf_is_that_a_frozen_blood_hea.php">Sculpting yourself with your own frozen blood</a> is <b>so fucking metal.</b></p> <p><i>(Special thanks to Annethrax Sickurn).</i></p>http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/235006228http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/235006228Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500