Your lunch is so fucking metal.
Thanksgiving is so fucking metal.
Anticipating Thanksgiving is so fucking metal.
Not using euphemisms is so fucking metal.
Mimes are so fucking metal.
The Revolutionary War is so fucking metal.
Dating is so fucking metal.
Genteel pandas are so fucking metal.
The dark side of the yellow brick road is so fucking metal.
What you’ve always wanted to do to Paris Hilton is so fucking metal.
