"Crowds in a busy market fled in terror as a woman walked among them holding aloft the severed head of a man who had attacked her. Covered in blood, she held the head high like a trophy, said police - her way of showing that she had delivered her own kind of justice to her attacker."
“We thought it was rain, you know, because of the lightning, and we were all so thirsty. But when it started coming down, it turned out to be blood. Thick, hot blood. You couldn't see, you couldn't speak without getting a mouthful."
"According to the Norwegian diplomatic academy’s deputy head Steinar Lindberg, “Black metal is an export product and it's important that future diplomats are interested in it,” saying that people all over the world are learning Norwegian specifically to translate black metal lyrics, and it’s important that all of their envoys have some understanding of the genre. This should hopefully defuse any potential tense situations for their diplomats, such as when they find themselves at a state dinner, and Joe Biden wants to talk about whether he thinks Burzum’s Varg Vikernes really murdered Mayhem’s Euronymous. Because that guy is obsessed."
"It's been known for a while now that some music has the power to repel sharks, though evidently particular tunes can have the opposite effect -- specifically hits from the band AC/DC. Apparently, sharks are attracted by songs in the low frequency range, and two AC/DC songs in particular are best at working the great whites into a frenzy -- namely the tunes You Shook Me All Night Long and, fittingly, If You Want Blood."