September 2010
32 posts
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The SFM Team
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Fan mail is so fucking metal.
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"We see men living with their skulls blown open; we see soldiers run with their two feet cut off, they stagger on their splintered stumps into the next shell-hole; a lance-corporal crawls a mile and a half on his hands dragging his smashed knee after him; another goes to the dressing station and over his clasped hands bulge his intestines; we see men without mouths, without jaws, without faces; we find one man who has held the artery of his arm in his teeth for two hours in order not to bleed to death."
All Quiet on the Western Front is so fucking metal.
Not following the Wash with Care label is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Spike-ael Guille-otine)
Promising hours of fun for the whole family, a German company has introduced a line of stuffed animals that suffer from psychiatric disorders. There's Dub the turtle, who has severe depression; Sly the snake, who suffers frightening hallucinations; Dolly the sheep/wolf, who has multiple-personality disorder; Kroko the crocodile, who is terrified of water; and Lilo the hippo, who's been obsessed with solving the same wooden jigsaw puzzle for months.
Mentally ill stuffed animals are so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Cruel-ie Gomsting).
Turkey-burning thrusts are so fucking metal.
(Happy 666th post from The SFM Team).
"On another occasion, says Flores, Spears fed crab meat to her children—both of whom have seafood allergies—until they vomited, then prevented them from being given medical care."
Britney Spears’s parenting skills are so fucking metal.
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Need carpenter to make coffin box (Arlington) -- October is right around the corner and I need a nicely made coffin box (approx four feet long) for display purposes.
Classifieds for seasonal displays are so fucking metal.
Cool Crab is so fucking metal.
