March 2010
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SFM: Passover Edition (NSFW)
Judaism is so fucking metal.
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Dinnertime conversation is so fucking metal.
"The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and Health Canada, in cooperation with Infantino LLC, today announced a recall of 1 million baby slings in the U.S. and 15,000 in Canada because three infant deaths occurred in these slings in 2009, according to a March 24 CPSC press release. Infantino is providing free replacement slings for the recalled "SlingRider" and "Wendy Bellissimo" models. CPSC is advising consumers to immediately stop using the recalled slings for infants younger than four months old because they pose a suffocation hazard."
Treating your baby like an accessory is so fucking metal.
"The snail-manipulating flatworm (Leucochloridium paradoxum) grows and multiplies inside the snail. Once ready to move on to its next host, the worms push up into the snail's tentacles, making them swell and squirm, mimicking the action of bugs that birds like to eat. As the snail crawls, blindly, into the sunlight, a passing bird is likely to swoop down to snatch a tasty tentacle or two. The worm-infested meal will then infect the bird, which passes it onto other snails via dubious droppings."
Parasitic mind control is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Scarina Mascythe and Die-entific Nightmare-ican).
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Roadside assistance is so fucking metal.
"Voytek was found by soldiers when he was just a cub but he soon became attached to the troops...As he grew he was trained to carry heavy mortar rounds."
Trained killer bears are so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Graveid Rabidowitz).
"Carol Gilbert, Ardeth Platte and Jackie Hudson [were] peace activists who ended up on Maryland State Police’s list of terrorists and were sentenced to a total of nine years in federal prison. They broke into a nuclear missile facility and hit the warheads with hammers and painted crosses on them with their own blood."
Badass nuns are so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Unreasonable Faith).