"Reader submissions are so fucking metal"
Is there something out there that happens to be so fucking metal that we missed? Send it our way and e-mail us because, as we all know, synergy is so fucking metal.
"A man was engulfed in flames after a police taser...
Setting your suspects on fire instead of questioning them is so fucking metal.
"They are worse than the pirates. At least the...
Russian pirate-hunting cruises are so fucking metal. (special thanks to Patrick Wilson)
"Maybe Dorothy Richardson was scared, or maybe she...
Avenging a trampled flower bed is so fucking metal.
"There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel...
H.P. Lovecraft’s product descriptions for the Whitman’s Chocolate Sampler are so fucking metal.
A board game about the Holocaust is so fucking metal.