January 2012
6 posts
WatchThe only thing better than EZPass is so fucking metal.
"SAN JUAN, Texas -- A south Texas couple put an...
The most blasphemous Baby Jesus in any Nativity scene ever is so fucking metal.
New York (CNN) -- A New Hampshire jury on Monday...
Civic pride is so fucking metal.
"The co-founder of Pinkberry Frozen Yogurt, Young...
A nice hobo parfait is so fucking metal.
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
10 posts
WatchArt films about bad asses are so fucking metal.
"Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to...
Smoking out of a skull is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Spike Massacre - check out his super-metal site @http://bug-vomit.tumblr.com).
September 2011
17 posts
WatchCasual Fridays at Chinese Mafia headquarters are so fucking metal.
N.Y. man dies after rescuers accidentally drop car...
NEW YORK — A young motorcyclist pinned under a car that had collided with him died Thursday after rescuers accidentally dropped the vehicle on him in a tragic incident in New York.
Karam Rampersaud, 21, was on his way to class at 8:46am local time when a Ford Taurus collided with his Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle at an intersection in Brooklyn, the New York Post reported.
As a result, Rampersaud was...
Excerpt from "The Forged Coupon"
“Speak, where are my horses?” Stepan began, glancing gloomily now at the ground, now into Ivan’s face, and turning pale with anger.
Ivan Mironov said he knew nothing. Then Stepan hit him in the face and smashed his nose, which began to bleed.
“Speak or I’ll kill you!”
Ivan Mironov was silent, his head bent. Stepan struck him with his long arm once, twice....
Man Beheads Self in Domestic Dispute
Police in Yorktown, Virginia responded to a domestic dispute call around 10:00 a.m. on Thursday that resulted in a man decapitating himself.
[…]The couple was divorced, and had two children, both of whom were at school at the time of the incident. The father, unidentified by police save for the fact that he was 46 and from Chicago, had relocated to Yorktown to be closer to his kids. The...
Farmer killed in Scott County tractor accident
“This is the way he wanted to go,” the son of a farmer who was killed Thursday in a tractor accident said. […] Donavon Sievers, 77, of Stockton was hauling hay bales with his John Deere tractor about noon when the hitch connecting the hayrack broke, said his grandson, Justin Speth of Eldridge, Iowa. The weight and momentum of the hayrack pushed Sievers’ tractor into a ditch...
WatchPutting your neighbors to shame with your multi-colored flame-thrower Christmas display months ahead of time is so fucking metal.
August 2011
21 posts
Tackling someone so hard that they never walk again is so fucking metal.
Alycea, age 5, of Washington DC, is so fucking...
I want to tell all of the kids in Washington not to worry about tornadoes and earthquakes because if they come here, I will punch them in the face. I will punch them and then step on them so they won’t knock our buildings down.
Alycea, age 5, of Washington DC, is so fucking metal.
The London Beer Flood
The London Beer Flood occurred on 17 October 1814 in the parish of St. Giles, London, England. At the Meux and Company Brewery[1] on Tottenham Court Road,[1][2] a huge vat containing over 135,000 imperial gallons (610,000 L) ofbeer ruptured, causing other vats in the same building to succumb in a domino effect. As a result, more than 323,000 imperial gallons (1,470,000 L) of beer burst...
The woman with the clamps said something to her in...
Jealous love is so fucking metal.
(Thanks to Kurt Vonnegut’s “Bluebeard.”)