These pre-teens are so fucking metal.
Shredding during brain surgery is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Bennett Killinghand).
To ride the pale horse-powered SUV is so fucking metal.
Assassinating a goddamn samurai for fuck’s sake is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Mykill Faslaughterco).
The First Continental Breakfast was so fucking metal.
Jeff Hanneman is so fucking metal.
(R.I.P.)
Running toward the explosion to help is so fucking metal.
Getting all your teeth pulled by mistake is so fucking metal.
The hot uoside-down-cross buns of the Beast are so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Grave Satansfield).
This tattoo is, on many levels, so fucking metal.