Taming lions the old-fashioned way is so fucking metal.
Cold lampin’ at the skate park is so fucking metal.
Laser Iwojima is so fucking metal.
Consent is so fucking metal.
Sculpting yourself with your own frozen blood is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Annethrax Sickurn).
Keeping kosher is so fucking metal.
Deli meat is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Annethrax Frickurn).
The Secret Garden is so fucking metal.
Merpeople are so fucking metal.
Bears learning the art of cavalry is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Djinn Fromhell)
