Assassinating a goddamn samurai for fuck’s sake is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Mykill Faslaughterco).
“Archaeologists excavating a trash pit at the Jamestown colony site in Virginia have found the first physical evidence of cannibalism among the desperate population, corroborating written accounts left behind by witnesses. Cut marks on the skull and skeleton of a 14-year-old girl show that her flesh and brain were removed, presumably to be eaten by the starving colonists during the harsh winter of 1609.”
The First Continental Breakfast was so fucking metal.
