Drunkenly firing a gun while paragliding is so fucking metal.
The only thing better than EZPass is so fucking metal.
A cute little photo from the good ol’ days is so fucking metal.
The most blasphemous Baby Jesus in any Nativity scene ever is so fucking metal.
The kiddie version of Ryan Reynolds’ Buried is so fucking metal.
Civic pride is so fucking metal.
A nice hobo parfait is so fucking metal.
Real-life tauntauning is so fucking metal.
Raphael’s killer ‘tude is so fucking metal.
Astronomy is so fucking metal.