Dating is so fucking metal.
The Revolutionary War is so fucking metal.
Genteel pandas are so fucking metal.
The dark side of the yellow brick road is so fucking metal.
What you’ve always wanted to do to Paris Hilton is so fucking metal.
Paper cuts are so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Bathoryn Reign).
Being partially fried and slowly eaten alive is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Morbid Shithell).
Midwifery is so fucking metal.
(Special thanks to Scarina Mascythe & Batrick Killstun).
The Road is so fucking metal.
Camping is so fucking metal.