So Fucking Metal

Dating is so fucking metal.

The Revolutionary War is so fucking metal.

Genteel pandas are so fucking metal.

The dark side of the yellow brick road is so fucking metal.

What you’ve always wanted to do to Paris Hilton is so fucking metal.

Paper cuts are so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Bathoryn Reign).

Being partially fried and slowly eaten alive is so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Morbid Shithell).

Midwifery is so fucking metal.

(Special thanks to Scarina Mascythe & Batrick Killstun).

"The mummied dead everywhere. The flesh cloven along the bones, the ligaments dried to tug and taut as wires. Shriveled and drawn like latter-day bogfolk, their faces of boiled sheeting, the yellowed palings of their teeth."

The Road is so fucking metal.

Camping is so fucking metal.